Ya, Yule Tide greetings to everyone!! Dig this, I live in a semi-rural area, and not 2 hours ago some one stole an entire case of Guiness (one of my wife's presents to me and my brethren) off of my BACK porch!! Dude was I hot...actually hot barely decribes it...I was a volcano on the verge of erupting, covering everything/one around me w/ the glorious rock melting power of my lava-flow! Mostly 'cause the beer store near us was closed for the holidays... Well, my neighbor heard my voluminous bitching (in English and Portuguese), came out, asked what was up, I told him, he started cussing out the beer theives too! Then he drove me to the next county (40 min. one way), and bought me a 12 (not a case but w/ Christmas and all, beggars can't be choosers...) of Bass Ale. I told him, "You don't have to do that, the ride was enough, bro." But he insisted (strongly, I might add...). So I guess I just met the REAL Santa...his name is Tom. Happy Holidays Gorilla, and all...and to all a good night!